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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.

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  I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.

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