Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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