grandma shit on top of the toilet
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.