I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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