He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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