I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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