Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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