is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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