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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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