so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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