we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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