Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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