at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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