Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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