i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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