i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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