oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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