i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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