Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We need to get me chipped asap
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
