absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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