just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
