garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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