The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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