weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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