My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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