dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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