We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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