Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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