i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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