Where is the hickey?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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