How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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