hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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