is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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