Non-Jews are for practice
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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