My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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