does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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