we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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