But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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