Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My dick has a subreddit
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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