I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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