i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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