There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize