just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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