Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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