we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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