i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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