but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
