So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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