i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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