I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it wasn't lemon gatorade
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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