Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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