So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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