That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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