i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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