so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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