he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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