Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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