Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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